Internal memorandum · For immediate distribution

$SERIOUS / A SERIOUS COINSerious.
Business.

The first memecoin that takes itself seriously. No jokes. No fun. No roadmap emojis. Only business.*

*This statement is, itself, the joke.

Acquire $SERIOUS ↗ Watch the briefing ↓
EXHIBIT A — THE CHAIRMAN
The Chairman of $SERIOUS: a wojak in a black suit, tie and glasses, looking extremely serious
Approved by the
Committee of Seriousness
Agenda item 01 — The briefing

The official
promotional briefing Twenty seconds. Zero smiles. Please hold all questions until the end.

Attendance is mandatory. Minutes are recorded below.

Agenda item 02 — Minutes of the meeting

Why so
serious?

Finding 01

Zero utility

Utility has been under review since inception. The committee expects a decision shortly. The committee has been saying this for some time.

Finding 02

The roadmap

Please find the roadmap attached. (Nothing is attached.) Next milestone: continuing to be serious.

Finding 03

100% serious

While other coins tell jokes, $SERIOUS files them under "miscellaneous" and returns to work. The market is full of jokes. We are not one of them. Technically.

Agenda item 03 — Tokenomics

Serious
allocation

Seriousness100%
0Meetings held
1Ties owned
0*Jokes made (*so far)
∞Composure
Agenda item 04 — Onboarding procedure

How to acquire
$SERIOUS

1

Obtain a wallet

Any self-custody wallet will do. Adjust your tie before proceeding.

Est. 2 min
2

Fund the wallet

Transfer funds you are fully prepared to discuss in a quarterly review.

Est. 5 min
3

Swap for $SERIOUS

Paste the contract address below into your preferred exchange. Verify it twice. We are professionals.

Est. 1 min
4

Return to work

Do not check the chart. Checking the chart is not serious.

Ongoing
Official contract address TBA — PENDING FINAL SIGN-OFF FROM THE CHAIRMAN